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I spent the night rolling back and forth on my bed, thinking of just how I was gonna face Lilian and her Parents. I know I was
supposed to find solace in the fact that my parents were gonna be there with me
but instead, I was sure that would only worsen matters. Finally slept off after
much thinking.
I woke up about 5 times
before the day broke. At about 7am, the usual prayer time, we all gathered
together as a family to pray. Dad started praise and worship with his crooked
voice and mum followed, they both ended up mixing different musical tones; good
thing God doesn’t judge our voices.
The stare from my parents made Nero and I
join in without hesitation. The prayer continued till about 7.45am; Nero
exerted a rather keen interest in praying that morning that even my parents
noticed this new zeal. After the prayers, they were tempted to ask questions
MAMA: Nero, this one that your voice was
the loudest during prayer session, did you see ghost in your dream?
PAPA: I think he did this just so we allow
him accompany us to Lilian’s house today, well Nero just know that is not going
to happen.
NERO: Papa, mama no be so oh. E geh 1 dream
wey me dream lastnight
ME: Nero it better not be about me.
NERO: The dream ehn, e worry well well.
MAMA: Oya talk am make we hear.
NERO: For inside this dream so, I just see
myself for inside Heaven. Paleh Heaven fine o. Everywhere just dey shine
PAPA: Ofcourse my boy. It is the kingdom of
God.
NERO: As I just dey waka, all the angels
just dey hail me. Peter trowey salute, the streets be like gold, see as
everywhere dey bubble. As I branch enter Job street, na so so gbedu, Paul
Avenue seff na gbedu.
MAMA: Your own Heaven, na only gbedu them
sabi? Nobody dey pray give Bros J?
NERO: The gbedu na the praise na. Even me
trowey some dance steps give them.
PAPA: So you wasted our time this morning
just to tell us about some dance steps in your ‘Heaven’.
NERO: Papa no na, I never even finish. As I
dance finish, I just remember sey my papa na knight for church so e must dey
Heaven. Na so I begin find you oh. Na here the dream begin worry well well. I waka
pass Peter street, pass Mary Estate, papa I waka oh, I no see you.
MAMA: You dey try tell us sey your papa no
make Heaven?
NERO: Mama na so e take shock me seff oh.
MAMA: If your papa no make am, e mean sey nobody
for this house geh hope. Beht wait o, how you take enter there?
My father just kept
quiet and listened with keen interest, waiting for the right moment to strike. Nero
kept on with the narration
NERO: Mama no be by who collect Knighthood
for inside church. Papa no vex oh
ME: So only you made Heaven in this
family?
NERO: Bros Ovie, na your own even get
weight pass, na for outside gate I see you dey shout; you dey try beg Bros J
make Him forgive you for wetin you do
Lilian.
PAPA: In all my life, I have never seen
someone more silly than you Nero. This was the same way you narrated a dream
lastweek that still doesn’t make sense till today.
NERO: Papa, that dream of lastweek still
happen oh, una no just know
MAMA: Oya explain
NERO: Shey that one for last week, water
just appear for everywhere from nowhere enter somewhere, everything for this
house begin go with the water. Na only Bros Ovie face show for the dream, bros
Ovie join the water go.
MAMA: So how the dream take happen for real
life?
NERO: Bros dun give geh belle na, which
gbege water pass that 1?
ME: Papa hold this boy before I pounce on him
MAMA: The way you take pounce on top Lilian
abi? Your brother dun turn prophet; e better make you try dey bribe am make e
for dream better dream for you.
ME: So when it involves only me, the
dream is correct but when it involves the other members of the family it is false.
PAPA: Are you even remotely trying to say
that I, Sir Officer Okoparoko Linus KSM shall not make Heaven?
ME: No oh, papa. Shey na me dream the
dream?
PAPA: It really doesn’t matter anyway, we
have a long day ahead of us. Nero, it doesn’t matter if you assumed the role of
Jesus in your dream, you are not coming along with us.
We all disperse into
our various rooms while I prepare to face my kismet.
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lol.. Nice one
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